Humor

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

One of the great things about doing this newsletter is that people send me interesting and clever articles and jokes. The following experiment from Cambridge University is courtesy of Cathy Moore and Kim Taylor:

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are last year's winners:

Actual Sentences Found In Patient's Charts

Thanks to Jean Boone for forwarding this to me:I wanted to sent out some sort of holiday greeting to you, but it is so hard in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.  So I met with my lawyer, and after investing 45 minutes and $399 in fees, I’m prepared to offer the following: